This is why Being Single is a Tall Order!

This West Indian brutha told me I looked like Steve Harvey (he need to stop smoking the ghanja). But hey it Inspired me to share some hot dating tips and advice for you ladies.

Ladies I've got the answer for ALL yo dating woes. Yo ready to hear the answer? OK hear it goes. Stop trying to date TALL dudes Ladies! Just freakin stop it ALREADY! SMH
In fact ONLY date guys like 5'10" and shorter (like me) He,

He, He! I'll tell you why. You ready? Listen UP!

Tall dudes like 6'4", 6'6", can't appreciate your beauty. Oh nope they can't!!! Look at Steve Harvey like 6'4" - been married 3 times. Look at Dwayne Wade like 6'5" 1/2 and fool around on Gabby Union - see he couldn't appreciate her beauty - naw way!

D'Wade is looking at Gabby from too high up in stratospheric space! Think about it - Dwanye Wade looking at the top of Gabby's head all the time. I mean like Hell sis - just how sexy can that be?

You can't blame D'Wade for cheating. The air thinner up there he breathing. He got lite headed and wasn't thinking straight. LOL!

Plus, See you ladies need an average sized or short guy who is looking at you eye level and can appreciate your high cheek bones, full lips, beautiful smile, new hairstyle. A guy can't do that over 6 feet TALL in most cases. He too tall ladies. He looking at the top of your head 75% of the time!

A tall guy can't even walk down the street and hold your hand nicely because he's ducking low tree limbs and branches and stuff! How he gonna pay attention to your fineness trying not to be decapitated right?

Listen to me ladies. LOL! Stop picking the tallest possible guy available! D@mn - You're messing it up for future generations! The average solder during the Civil War I heard was 5' 6". But now...

...The average American Male is 5'11". At this rate in 200 years (because of you ladies skewed TALL man natural selection) the average male will be 7'0" tall.

Gezz Louise Ladies: just imagine your great, great, great, great, grand children far removed! They'll be having human giraffe sex! Ladies is that fair?

Mahahahahahahaha! Wahahahahaaa! © Kamau’s Comedic Qu!ps

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Single Ladies never trust a guy in a Mohawk Haircut. In fact, don’t even date guys with hair at ALL!  Go with the Bald headed bearded guys. They don’t have to style their hair and have MUCH more time to focus on you.  LOL! © Kamau’s Comedic Qu!ps

Guys since women tend to be much more verbal than men only date women smarter than you.  That way if you have to listen to a lot of convo you’ll get an insightful IQ boost for your trouble. Ha, Ha, Ha!  © Kamau’s Comedic Qu!ps

There used to be a time when Whites said we all look alike. But Blacks are getting that way too.  Dis Brutha told me “I looked like Steve Harvey.”  Yeah right. If I were 7 inches Taller, 7 figures richer, and 777 suits deeper in my closet THEN and ONLY THEN would I look like Steve Harvey. SMH © Kamau’s Comedic Qu!ps