Why A Black Man Today Needs a Multilingual Rap

You know I was out of the dating pool in a serious relationship and marriage that almost spanned 20 years. Yep, I haven't always been single. And hell YES!...

...Someone was crazy enough to be in a relationship with me all that time - I guess I can't be all bad! I know what the hell you're thinking! Sheesh behave. LOL!

Anywho 20 something odd years ago dating was oh so much simpler.  I spit game to fine sista and if I was lucky I got a date or a smack. Of maybe both if I was a lucky Spanky that time.

But demographically a lot has changed in the Black dating game these days. The Black community is much more diverse.

There are a lot more beautiful afro-Latinas, Caribbean, South American, African and Haitian women who are looking to date. They tell me they're gonna teach me French, Spanish, African languages or Jamaican dialects etc.

Wow a brutha needs United Nations Multilingual capabilities to stay in the "Rap Game" these days. How would you say Spanky or better yet: "Spank Me" in Spanish or French my smart online friends? Ha, Ha, Ha!

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Pretty Women Stop Asking Silly Questions

OK Pretty ladies kill me. Yep, they crack me the hell up. They're a comedy act and don't even know it. Maybe...

...They are teaching people to ask these dating questions but a favorite one that seems to be going around these days is: "why are you single?" WTH? LOL!

I feel like letting the Spanky in me come out and say "Hey Ms. Beautiful why da Hell are you single?" This cracks me the Hell up?

These pretty women have curves galore going pow tadow in every single angle and direction! Their hair and makeup is customized to perfection. Freakin negroes damn near fainting when seeing them sashay down the street.

The Bruthas in your face 24/7 spitting game and you're single. And you asking me why I'm single?

Why da hell you can't get a man Ms. Man Magnet. Come on get a grip ladies. Geez Lawd gimme Strength. SMH

Accept this lady below I'd answer all of her questions and zip my sarcastic mouth. Yep I'd be a open book if I ever met her.

I'd be like - Yes, Ms. Fineness I'm single because I've been waiting ALL my life for you! Ha, Ha, Ha!

About the Publisher of Kamau's Qu!ps

Kamau's Qu!ps is Published by Kamau Austin. Kamau is a popular Blogger, Writer, and Internet Marketing Professional helping small businesses grow more profitable businesses online. If you need web design, blogging, search engine or social media promotion contact him at Search Engine Plan

Kamau's Qu!ps reaches over 30,000 web users a month through it's Blog and Social Media Promotions. For Advertising Opportunities visit our Advertising Page